Dear People Who Purposely Take 2 Spots in the Parking Lot:
Why? It would be on thing if you drove the mom-mobile beast that I drive and do it by accident. But, when you want to take two spots to show off your shiny new car….no good. I almost want to have my kids put their sticky hands on your window. I said ALMOST….Please be more considerate.
Dear People Who Invented Glitter,
Why? I get that it’s all shiny and pretty. But it gets everywhere. Everywhere. Then I have a piece on my face that people comment on all day because as soon as I get that piece off, another one magically appears. How do you do that? How? Glitter. You are my nemesis.