Some things I need to get off my chest…
Dear Sir Who Parks His Car In Front Of My House For Way Too Long,
I’m sorry about the note left on your car asking you to move it (and the kid’s writing in chalk on the street asking you to move it). But I’m just wondering why you wouldn’t park your car in front of my house and not yours? Whatever the reason is, thank you for moving your car. Finally. I really do appreciate it.
Dear Massage Lady,
I am SOOO grateful my husband encouraged me to go to get a massage. I am also very happy that you put a band-aid on my toe when I told you it was broken (so you would remember not to touch it). I am sorry I almost kicked you with my good foot when you grabbed it the SECOND time. The rest of the massage was amazing.
Dear Family Who Lost Their Cat,
I truly feel bad that your cat went missing. I think when the poster says the cat’s been missing since August, you need to explain to your kids about coyotes. Sorry for your loss.
Dear People Who Comment that My 2-year-old is Still on a Pacifier,
Really? I did not notice! Thank you for making me aware. Please feel free to move on with your lives.